Stranger in the Dark

Blog of Kyle Guillen

The Drunken Axeman

I know this sounds crazy but, i needed to create this blog so i keep all the crazy shit that happened in the past 3 months straight. It all started at the beginning of the summer….
It all started upstate…
Look it all is a little fuzzy remembering 3 months past, I ask Harry about what occurred and he just shrugs and mumbles to himself about odd things. I’m gonna try to recap most of this but i know something odd happened with my mom, and also a couple at work. People died and also blew through bank accounts. I’ll sum up my mom made a deal/pact with a sorcerer to deal with her secret grief…. I had a half-brother from previous relationship my mom had and this brother i never knew had died in Afghanistan. This sorcerer promised to raise him back from the grave. This dark magic user had tricked them and they came back wrong and it cost them there lives. I recall various thing in those few days, me distratcing a shambling unstoppable killing machine with a chainsaw, cracking open a beer on the sight of room full of bloody runic symbols, and getting shot and watching the same man get taken down by magic.
The Bar
Ok think things were getting weird? you feel like i’m losing it a bit? The things i saw after were so out there my brain couldn’t make it up. Let me sum up on the group that helped me through the issues upstate. Harry and Keith at this point is a magician and his apprentice i know sounds cliche but Harry is a bit older and knew a bunch of things and was guiding Keith down this rabbit hole of magically madness. Keith is a bit younger well educate, knows a bunch of languages prolly went to college. Liam worked with them of a sort and seems like a tech IT guy i’m not too sure. Ivan was a PI or a involved with criminals or the law somehow, he was good with a gun and was Russian and liked vodka and was tall. That was it at the time. Harry wanted me to meet them at a pub named Silverhand’s Tavern.
A series of events quickly follows and its again not remebered well, i had a few too many at the Irish pub mind you. I was in the pisser and i came back out and i guess this hot redhead was chased inside by a gang of what was later discovered as “Fey” and they all got killed very quickly. These Fey looked like little elf/goblin things. And it was soon realized that the hot tall redhead was named Cassandra a rich girl from the NYC. Also the fey were after her. I than found out a lot of information at Silverhand’s mostly the owners were some sort of Fey godlike creatures and the Moragan…it was all confusing at this point. Honestly i needed more drink but instead drove home.
Home wasn’t great when i got there. There was a lot of police and investigations into the recent deaths back at home. And i got my first glimpse at other groups besides the one Liam worked for and Harry on occasion worked with, VRSUS. The Witchhammer a group of magic hating hunters, a second group i cant recall i think it was Templars but, with guns, tactical armour and gear. Soon after i was asked by Harry to meet them at a House that he was helping the Warrens out.
I got there after what looked like a rough fight. A fight started as soon as i got there and a fey called a Redcap came down the stairs. Me, Ivan and Ed Warren took it on me with my ax and Ivan shooting away. This redcap was decent with his swords and i took a few cuts one deep and one shallow. Our weapons seemed to not hurt him too much i finally picked up the spear the redcap had used earlier and stabbed him through the neck. Cassandra was calling for help to Vrsus. Keith, Liam and Harry had some smaller Fey to deal one that was trying to carry off a girl. In the End everyone took some wounds, and b/c of Cassandra being hunted for and Me being a bit looked at too closely by the groups i mentioned before we decided to take up the offer of the warrens to lie low at there place Upstate or downstate for me near Poughkeepsie.
The Little Zombie Trailer Park
So we go to the Warrens, a nice out of the way place. Big house big barn lots of room. Meet a nice woman named Abby. She was concerned about a stolen item and its location down road near a trailer park in a church. After poking around we figured it out it was the church and my good eyes kept on picking out oddly dressed men with rifles around the church. Finally pushing through the front door of the church, skinless rabid dogs tried to attack him and Ivan. We slammed the doors shut and went to the back and music started up and we noticed all the trailer park trash making there way over like zombies towards the source of the music. We found a way down into the cellar and than the shit started. Shots were fired Liam got hurt very badly, Ivan and Keith brought down a few SKINLESS people…SKINLESS!…how the fuck are they still alive after that….SKINLESS!!! The magician had got hit by the shooting magic staff Keith now carries, or a gunshot from Ivan. He started mumbling and prolly casting a spell i charged and hit him hard with my ax…he tried to say more as he was gurgling through his death throes…i hit him again and again with my ax in rage making sure this guy was dead.axeman__1_.jpg I’m sure i looked a bit like this after. We got this music box back to the Warren safehouse and than meet a walker between worlds or Charon or Ron…Keith went blind and i cured him with beer…Abby and Harry seeing as how easily something was robbed decided that the place needing warding. The “gang” was asked to go get a piece of statute from a abandoned hospital…great, i love this idea….

By the way next time someone asks you for a “favor”, you tell what ol’ Kyle says and say “What the fuck are you getting me into?”



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